#5 - Power Row (Red) This super shot makes the pigs get decent kick damage but there’s a catch. The pig UPGRADES power-ups. This can be very problematic since they are claimable by your opponent. And if red upgrades a damage power then your opponent uses Carson. Then R.I.P you. #4 - Not On My Watch (Bomb) If this move wasn’t buggy then this would actually be pretty great. But since this move is buggy, it’s just a explosion with nothing else happening after it. If the move wasn’t buggy then the super low turn increase rate also makes this pretty bad. #3 - Revolting Undie (Geraldine) This does literally the same thing as Geraldine’s UNEVOLVED form. The descriptions are literally the exact same. The only reason why she isn’t #1 is that she does do pretty great damage to make up for her terribleness. #2 - Steamship Barrage (Terence) Surprise! Terence isn’t #1. I think this bird is terrible when you first get him. He starts off as a buffed Darlene. But if you choose Steamship. Oh boy you’re going to regret it. I sadly chose this evolution and the bombs that do “godlike splash damage” actually do 70 - 200 damage. But I find one evolution worse than him. Before we get to #1, here are some honorable mentions... Soul Sacrifice (Eddie) No Parole (Cold Turkey) “Frankenstein Evolution” (Heavy Metal Annie) and now for number one... #1 - Let It Blow (Angry Santa) Deck The Halls is a great Supershot. Let It Blow on the other hand is pure garbage. This move does less damage so it can do “more knockback”. But the knockback isn’t even visible. The damage is worse than Terence’s since at Terence does around 4000 at level 60 and Let It Blow Angry Santa does 1900. This is what I belive to be the worst Evolution for a 5* in the game.