We've certainly got a colorful crew in Angry Birds Evolution! Let's meet a few of 'em Everything about Dutch is perfectly sculpted... except his memory. This birdcake has absolutely no mental recall. Often wonders: "Where was I going back to again?" Walter was a travelling magician for many years until he "accidentally" sawed his assistant in half during a charity show. Currently living under an assumed alias as a bag packer at the Bird-O-Mart, Walter dreams of making a murdeously magical comeback. Party Trick: blindfolded avicide and of course our coolest of chicks: Darlene has laid more eggs than she can remember. No seriously, she can't remember how many she's laid or where she laid them. But hey, if any of her chicks ever win the lottery or become famous, she'll happily welcome them back into the nest.